zumisumi

 1. I don't know what the hell is wrong with ants and me. It's not like I did anything to make their lives miserable (well, maybe a little) so why? Why? WHY THE HELL DO THEY LIKE TO GO INSIDE MY BODY DAMNIT! Yesterday, I caught one in my ear. IN MY EAR. That's the second time that that has happened to me. The first one, I did not feel the ant going inside and it bit me and it FUCKING HURT AND ITCHY AND THE INSIDE OF MY EAR WAS THROBBING LIKE HELL AND I COULD DO NOTHING TO EASE THE PAIN. So I thank the Higher Beings that I was able to extract that pesky little ant yesterday before it was able to unleash hell in my ears. But then, this noon while eating lunch, I ate an ant. And it did not taste good at all. It tastes like how it smells, only a billion times more pungent. (If you do not know how an ant smells like, go grab one or touch an ant trail and smell your hands.) It does not taste bad to the point of making want to puke but by god does it taste unpleasant *shudders* The only consolation that I get is that the ant is now being cruelly digested by my stomach acids and I hope it regrets its decision for being in my food. HAH SERVES YOU RIGHT, ANT

2. The other night, I had a dream. I can't remember the entirety of it. What I do remember is that there are three people, me and two other people (let's call them P1 and P2). P1 was poking P2 with a stick while I was watching. And then, I saw a thin bamboo stick, broke it and then also poked P2 with it. Yeah, weird dream. I believe it's the effect of Shizuo and finishing the Durarara anime. Last night, I also had a dream. It's about a training on how to get away from shark attacks. At first, it seemed normal with swimming lessons and stuff. But then it got weird when it suddenly entailed teddy bears and elevators and escaping from suspicious people -_-u Why do almost all of my dreams contain weird stuff?